Drunken Owls and Other Delights

This story is either going to be on the Oddball segment of Countdown, or on The Daily Show, or both.

Man suspected of calling 911 over 27,000 times.

Mind you, this is a 45-year old man from Hayward who's been doing it since last May. They just caught him Wednesday after tracking his cell phone down.

The best part of the article? The last two lines:

His explanation for all those calls?

Triplette told police, "Because it's free."


*headdesk*

Athol is no longer a one two-stoplight town.

I'm actually kind of surprised it took this long to put lights there...