Drunken Owls and Other Delights

It doesn't take much to make me happy, I'm an easy-going guy. Hand me a plate of Italian food. Bring me to the local sushi boat restaurant. Drop me off at a record store and let me go hog wild. Feed me some chocolate--preferably white or dark, or with cherries inside. Serve me a malted milkshake. Let me spend hours in a bookstore.

And of course, these never fail to make me happy...

( ...and further proving I am five. :) )

Cartoons are always the simplest and the most fun pleasures for me. :)

Apparently the Feds are bad at spelling and grammar and want me to turn myself in--I just got the most amusing spam email today:

"FBI office get back to us immediately if you dont want us to arrest you and jail you for your own g0od"

So yes--run-on sentence, all in caps (I changed it here for ease of reading), no punctuation, leetspeak for the word "good", and a sketchy .txt file attached.

Not to mention a completely fake AOL email account for a return address.

Still, the wording of the "threat" totally made my otherwise frustrating day... :)

...after emmalyon went above and beyond and bought me a Nook Color for Christmas, she said that I pretty much got everything I wanted in electronic toys, so for my birthday she was going to get me sticks and stones.

She just handed me a pair of chopsticks and a polished stone from the hotel we stayed at last week.

This is why Emm is so awesome... :D

So much AWESOME. :D

1) OK Go totally has the viral video market at their beck and call at this point.

2) Trained dogs in the video? Sure, why not?

3) Am I the only one who started singing "I'm not your lover, I'm not your man, I am something that you'll never comprehend..." throughout the song? :P

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HE HAZ IT.

(Yes, it was in fact referring to the orchid behind the sign, but still...)

See? My morning bowl of cereal is a good thing! :p