Spam Poetry I

[jon_chaisson]

So every now and again I get spam in one of my emails, in which the top half is an ad for "love pills". But for some odd reason, the bottom half is completely random phrases and words, very much like the spam phrases I posted last time. I think I may just have to start posting these, using the obviously fake names as the author's name...

And so, for your enjoyment...


Poem I by RJ Ethernet
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What
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musicians Big
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Providers
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unlimited suite features
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foes square off Miss. Hispanics play
deadly draw



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uniform hammock backyard
smoking From: Thomas Wickline
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Support
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pitch Series suddenly felt
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Comments

[madhatte.livejournal.com]

Oh, man... I posted a bunch of those to one of my messageboards awhile ago. Lemme see if I can find them again. Some of them were freaking bizarre.

[madhatte.livejournal.com]

Found 'em! BEHOLD THE MADNESS:

Let me draw the sofa here, or the easy-chair, aunt, said I. Why himself repeatedly upon the breast, until one might have supposed
to be matured within me, and which I know to be the strong part of loaves, firewood, candles, and walnut ketchup, continually
starting; and arrived at Highgate without encountering any
Nothing, I believe, returned my aunt. Here, the poor fool has
where I was walking, into the road before the house. I happened to Who is this bent lady, supporting herself by a stick, and showing

been expecting of her and preparing fur her. It was hours afore recall him by some of those superior methods which were always at
pitiable whimper, and now Im told so. How could I expect to be I cant help it, Ury, cried his mother. I cant see you running
afternoon when the office was busy, and which we knew to be quite
W., and all of that sinful lot. Youve been visited with
beg that gentleman, if he has it in his power, to inform that young obliging as to solicit, in my ear, that he should have the\

at patient microscopic work among the little leaves; expressing as would she wish to do, but lose and hide herself, if she does not go
Madam, returned Mr. Micawber, it was the dream of my youth, and Master Copperfield, and its only natural, I am sure, that it
As yet, little Dora was quite unconscious of my desperate firmness,
Dick has nothing to do with them. Wouldnt that make a difference,
globe, will ever be found, while it has light and life, For years after it occurred, I dreamed of it often. I have started

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more lively. They were both upright in their carriage, formal, My dear Copperfield, said Traddles, lifting off his hat, and
see Masr Davy and your own sweet blooming self, in your wedded Sir, said Mr. Littimer, without looking up, if my eyes have not
said, what was it after all? It was a question of feeling. If the
very full of it; and said, that, picturing himself with such a
And indeed, said Traddles, it was sold, by virtue of the power I have still a presentiment, said Mrs. Micawber, pensively

say of paupers, but of soldiers, sailors, labourers, the great bulk Aye, Masr Davy. he returned. My sister, you see, shes that
with an air of serious remonstrance. What are you a talking on? Its my opinion, you see, said Mr. Peggotty, with a delighted
Instead of returning my Good morning with his usual affability,
him, while her brother and I stood at the beds foot. Heres my
produced a flat-folded, paper parcel, from which he took out, with actually turned back on my road, that I might get there soon. At

seeing him out, my wife planted her chair close to mine, and sat railings, and a capital room upstairs for my aunt. I came out
to me for so long. You never can show better than as your own complaining word. She says that we are very good to her; that her
forms sake, when I have time? The realization of my boyish
that night. When we had again alighted, and were walking in the
Pauls. All these wonders afforded Peggotty as much pleasure as leave the room, when Mr. Peggotty signified that it was needless.



So, uh, what the dickens is up with all the Dickens? I don't get it at all.

[joncwriter.livejournal.com]

Man, this stuff is like reading Time Cube (http://www.timecube.com). Doesn't make sense at all and you want to wash your brain afterwards. ;)

[madhatte.livejournal.com]

I think it's supposed to foil spam filters. I guess it works, sort of, or I would never have seen any of 'em.