jon_chaisson | Spam Poetry I

So every now and again I get spam in one of my emails, in which the top half is an ad for "love pills". But for some odd reason, the bottom half is completely random phrases and words, very much like the spam phrases I posted last time. I think I may just have to start posting these, using the obviously fake names as the author's name...

And so, for your enjoyment...

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