WOOHOO!

[jon_chaisson]

I must be raking in the money...according to all the spam emails I've been getting lately, I've been winning overseas lotteries like no tomorrow!! AWESOME!! :p

Comments

[juniperblue.livejournal.com]

No! That just can't be right. You can't be winning those lotteries, because *I'm* winning the lotteries! Plus I'm soooo well known that people want me to use my bank account to transfer millions . . .

:P

[joncwriter.livejournal.com]

No way!! That's so weird...maybe we can both get together with our winnings and buy that big orange bridge that's in my town... :p

[juniperblue.livejournal.com]

That's a great idea! I also hear there's some spectacular ocean front property in my state that we can invest in as well! :D

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

Actually you are both winners, along with the other bajillion winners, so you each get *punches numbers into a calculator* $.0000000001, you just have to fly to nigeria to collect it. :)

[juniperblue.livejournal.com]

Nyah nyah nyah *fingers in ears* I can't hear you! Shocked I am, yes shocked, that you believe our notifications of winnings would be shared by more than just us! What rank heresy!

I'm sure Nigeria is lovely in the summertime. I'm also sure we'd find some of their most treasured cultural artwork for sale that mysteriously have "Made in China" presciently stamped on the bottom.