Ten things you really didn't need to know about ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif) joncwriter...
joncwriter...
Jan. 13th, 2006 07:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png) jon_chaisson
jon_chaissonMy own comments following.
1. Umm...okay?
2. Ergo: Would you like to peel my joncwriter? :winkwink:
3. So basically I'm a breakfast cereal. I KNEW IT! (When I was in college my line was "Jonc: The man, the myth, the breakfast cereal." So eerily prescient, I was...)
4. That's because I'm a secret, yo.
5. But only when I've got water in my ear.
6. ...and let me tell you, Alexander wasn't so great. Mediocre at best.
7. That's because![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif) lynxreign stole my bowler, damn him!
lynxreign stole my bowler, damn him!
8. Only if it's spiked with either coffee or Mountain Dew. ;)
9. And that's deep, baby!
10. [enter joke here]
:)
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joncwriter!
- All shrimp are born as joncwriter, but gradually mature into females!
- A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as joncwriter.
- Joncwriter was originally called Cheerioats.
- Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of joncwriter.
- The only planet that rotates on its side is joncwriter.
- Joncwriter was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
- Joncwriter once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
- Joncwriter can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.
- The deepest part of joncwriter is over 35,000 feet deep.
- A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted joncwriter.
1. Umm...okay?
2. Ergo: Would you like to peel my joncwriter? :winkwink:
3. So basically I'm a breakfast cereal. I KNEW IT! (When I was in college my line was "Jonc: The man, the myth, the breakfast cereal." So eerily prescient, I was...)
4. That's because I'm a secret, yo.
5. But only when I've got water in my ear.
6. ...and let me tell you, Alexander wasn't so great. Mediocre at best.
7. That's because
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif) lynxreign stole my bowler, damn him!
lynxreign stole my bowler, damn him!8. Only if it's spiked with either coffee or Mountain Dew. ;)
9. And that's deep, baby!
10. [enter joke here]
:)
 
 



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Date: 2006-01-18 02:58 am (UTC)