RTS Presents: Fake Band Names

[jon_chaisson]

Back in the fall of 2002, while doing some side-project work on my Dreamweaver story, I decided I needed some fake band names that would fit with the college radio storyline. I brought this up with the gang at one of head58's gaming weekends and came up with the following list. If I remember correctly, the following were responsible for most if not all of these. Please correct me if I'm wrong (or would like to remain anonymous):
head58,aliwings,chaoticmoth,kevnes,gailee,lynxreign...I think kaisilverwolf was there too but I'm not sure...


The Fake Band Names
(in no particular order)

Bell Jar
Billow
Upside
Bobcats Driving
Fickle Monkey
Pancreas Factory
And 4 Other Bands
Goat-ee
Pooh Me Please
Frank's Cinder Block
w00t
Aural Sects
Trebuchet
Cretins In My Living Room
Krakt Nukl
Papal Bowl
Fully Clothed Men
Flying Bohemians (wait a minute...)
Interview with the Umpire
Bat Mentos
42 Stab Wounds
.com my @ss!
craftwork
Go Away Stefan
Lemurland
Chris Needs Help
Feet
Speed Werewolf
Mike Is Dead
Clueless Joe
Come On, Jesus, I'll Buy You a Smoothie
Those Meddling Kids
Gift Horse
ümquiet
Snailramp
Brainbruise
Kaunstapaitid Weenadawg
urpolglymnosrigui (I seem to remember someone pronouncing this correctly on the first go...)
Get Off My Foot
It Bit You Where?
Miss Hung Door
Trouser Squirrels
Mint Enigma
Hervald Utrecht
Gummi Bears In Hell
Fortier Winter
Modelblowers
Tough Time to Be a White Guy
Devil Squares
Ausfahrt
On the Outskirts of Nowhere
How Now Brown Couch
No Hables Ingles
She-Man
Wilton Keene
Virgin Pie Cutters
Tires: Hard, Soft & Wet
Chasing Parked Cars
The Little Debbies
Vestibule Dwellers
The Free Tonsures
Fire Ants In My Pants
Demonology 101
Come Play with My Tonsils
Phrenology
The Jinkies
Deep Hurting
That Akron Smell
Now That You've Stolen All Our Rock
Vegemite Smoothie
San Quentin Tarrentino
Ovaltine vs. Tang
Seized Brakepads
James K. Pig In a Polk
Dentures In My Milk
Vast Difference
A Taste of Earwax
Slipstream Junkies
Crock O' Stimpy
O'Malley's Nipple
Yodelling Hoover
Yoda's Erection
Peripariatis
Osama Bin Ladle
Osama Bin Laden
Pack Mule Sphincters
10" Tsongas
Pickle Me Elmo
Cremé Bruno
God Hates Us All
Nose Tackle, Ear Dodge
Beat Your Mother
Can Sir Us Liver?
Left Hand Red, Right Foot Goo.
How's Your Head
The Moth Pinwheel
The Moo Men Shanties
Carnal Lemons
Anderson, Bruford, Shields & Yarnell
A Perfectly Cromulent World
Fresh Canned Anderson
Topographical Haddock
The George Wendt Experience
Fluid Petrology
Tremulous Midgets
Angst Ridden Loofah
lynxreign and the Midgets (edited to protect someone's real identity. ;) )
Pinky Frenté
Hava Nagila Is Better Than None
The Tudburys


Just thought you all would be amused by that... :p

Comments

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

One of my favorite brainstorming sessions of all time! :) Have you googled them all to see if anyone else has used the names before?

[joncwriter.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I remember that one well! From the look of the writing style, if I didn't write them down, Lynxie did. Do you remember who else was there?

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

I think it was the usual suspects. I know for sure you, me, Amy, Head58, Aliwings, and Lynxreign were there. 99% sure Kevin and Gail were as well. Not sure about Matt and Jill.

[nimisha.livejournal.com]

It Bit You Where?


*lol* That one just sort of flew out at me.

*tears forming- that's so funny*


I wouldn't have been surprised to see this band's name on that list:
http://www.dominorecordco.com/site/index.php?page=artists&artistID=210