Drunken Owls and Other Delights

...due to some silly "DO NOT WANT" ranting going on in the LJosphere causing a so-called blog strike on Friday, I will be posting random little bits every hour or thereabouts, both here and on die_joncswerk, just to be a wiseass. And no, they will not be f-locked, but they will most definitely be safe for work and quite harmless.

If anyone would rather not have me bombard their f-lists, feel free to filter me out for the day. :)

...brought to you by our friends at CNN.com...

We're booking you for harboring an illegal fishbowl, ma'am.
This sign NOT brought to you by the letter Q and the letter W...
Muppet News Flash: Elmo arrested for aggressive panhandling!!

...and a few from sfgate.com...
Raising a big mayoral stink in British Columbia
Wasn't this a Kids Next Door episode?
I could make a joke about this, but that would just be WRONG...
What some Celtics fans will do, given the opportunity


Thought some of you might be amused by this stuff. I do apologize for the lameness of the link names, but I couldn't resist... :)