Well, that would explain a few things...

[jon_chaisson]

Traces of cocaine found in Red Bull

Granted, it's a miniscule amount from the coca plant used for flavoring... :p

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[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

I imagine the calculations are beginning now. Soon we should see the "You would have to drink X number before it had a measurable effect on your body and you would be dead from a caffeine overdose by then" type articles.