jon_chaisson | Movie Meme

Yoinked from

head58 and

editswlonghair...

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

ETA: Quotes still unanswered are in bold.

1. I may play ball next fall, but I will never sign that. Now me and my loser friends are gonna head out to buy Aerosmith tickets. Number one priority of the summer. (Dazed and Confused,

madhatte)

2. Okay. You think they call us plastic now, babe, but wait 'til I get through telling them how we do it.

3. Well, in my humble opinion, we've become involved in Einstein's time-space continuum theory. Relatively speaking, that is. (Yellow Submarine,

unclemilo)

4. Finding new and preferably disgusting ways to degrade a friend's mother was always held in high regard. (Stand By Me,

unclemilo)

5. I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

6. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. (The Third Man,

maps_or_guitars)

7. You've slayed dragons. If you can't get a date, who can? (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire,

unclemilo)

8. Heh, heh... what's happened to me? I must be dreaming. I feel like I can take out the world....! (Akira,

emilytheslayer)

9. Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"... (Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

head58)

10. Bernstein, am I a stuffed shirt? Am I a horse-faced hypocrite? Am I a New England school marm?

11. Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...oooohh shiiiit!!! (The Breakfast Club,

emilytheslayer)

12. Yes, Caveman. Drej bad, we good. Now go look at something shiny for a while. (Titan A.E.,

unclemilo)

13. Sorry we hurt your field mister!

14. What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on. Stop trying to hit me and hit me! (The Matrix,

head58)

15. You're legally allowed to drink now so we figured the best thing for you was a car.