Married-couple talk

[jon_chaisson]

Meanwhile, Jonc and Emm are sitting down, having a tasty dinner of cowboy spaghetti...

JONC: I figured it out.

EMM: What?

JONC: I figured out there's three things I can get you for Christmas.

EMM: Oh?

JONC: There's anything yarn-based...

EMM: Uh-huh...

JONC: ...anything shiny...

EMM: Okay...

JONC: ...and bacon.

EMM: *SNARF*