For lynxreign, chaoticmoth, and head58

[jon_chaisson]

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso!

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose !!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......

Comments

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The M

[vampyrusgirl.livejournal.com]

I have a feeling head58 may appreciate this one... ;)

Re: 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In T

[joncwriter.livejournal.com]

That's precisely why I posted this...it was originally a chain email sent to me at work, but too many of them sounded like the cast of characters I mentioned in my subject line... ;)

Re: 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In T

[head58.livejournal.com]

I do that ALL THE TIME. Except that I then go anyway and have a miserable time.

[dasmarzipan.livejournal.com]

That last one sounds like something I did to my brother. I was practicing my piano tunes prior to a lesson. My lil' bro had to practice before he could watch his television show, so he was urging me to get up. So, finally agreeing, I played a Disney tune, "Bibbidee, bobbidee, Boo" from Cinderella.

I played it in full and when I had the last part of it, I played, "Bibbity, bobbity, bibbity bobbity, (rit) bibbity, bobbity..."

And then I got up and walked over to the couch.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! My little brother ran screaming to the piano to play the one note, "BOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

Tee hee!

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

I laughed at #1 and would love to do something like that. :)

[chaoticmoth.livejournal.com]

I also like the fact that when people think of insanity they immediately group the three of us together. :)