This is how my mind works. Even AT work.

*CRASHING NOISE outside, a rumbling crashing sound from the construction across the way--we've heard it many a time*

HEAD BOSS: What was that?

ME: Oh, it's the construction across the street.

JOSE: It sounds like a bowling alley!

ME: Not just that, it sounds like a Flintstones bowling alley.

JOSE: You're right, it does!

HEAD BOSS: .... oooookay..... O_o...


ETA, after boss left:

JOSE: You know, all it needs is the Fred's twinkletoes sound now...

ME: *SNERK*