An Easy Way to Get Rid of Annoying Customers

Me: Hey Tim.
Tim: Yeah?
Me: You're familiar with Harry Potter, right?
Tim: Yeah. Love those movies.
Me: Wouldn't it be great if all our customers were boggarts, and when we get an annoying one, we could just wave a wand and say "Riddikulus!" ?
Tim: (laughing) Yeah! That would be awesome!!


Yes, I am a dork. One that's currently sludging through HP & the Order of the Phoenix, and hoping I can get it done before the movie comes out!