Jan. 13th, 2006

jon_chaisson: (Curly)
"Who likes a squishy pickle? I like them firm, myself..."
jon_chaisson: (Billy)
My own comments following.



Ten Top Trivia Tips about Joncwriter!



  1. All shrimp are born as joncwriter, but gradually mature into females!

  2. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as joncwriter.

  3. Joncwriter was originally called Cheerioats.

  4. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of joncwriter.

  5. The only planet that rotates on its side is joncwriter.

  6. Joncwriter was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.

  7. Joncwriter once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.

  8. Joncwriter can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time.

  9. The deepest part of joncwriter is over 35,000 feet deep.

  10. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted joncwriter.




I am interested in - do tell me about






1. Umm...okay?
2. Ergo: Would you like to peel my joncwriter? :winkwink:
3. So basically I'm a breakfast cereal. I KNEW IT! (When I was in college my line was "Jonc: The man, the myth, the breakfast cereal." So eerily prescient, I was...)
4. That's because I'm a secret, yo.
5. But only when I've got water in my ear.
6. ...and let me tell you, Alexander wasn't so great. Mediocre at best.
7. That's because [livejournal.com profile] lynxreign stole my bowler, damn him!
8. Only if it's spiked with either coffee or Mountain Dew. ;)
9. And that's deep, baby!
10. [enter joke here]

:)

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