The song stuck in my head all day today...

Swing bottom, swing big bottom
Swing-a-ling-a
Immaculate molars, maybe?
Immaculate molars, mabye?
Big bum be-bop, big bum-be-bop-a-lula
How much is the fish? How much is the chips?
Does the fish have chips? Does the chips have fish?
In terylene tartan lady, in terylene tartan lady
Big bottom, swing big bottom
swing-a-ling-a
Big bum be-bop, big bum-be-bop-a-lula
I like when it's different,
But it's just not the same...
The weather is perfect,
except for the rain...
Exclamation mark, click-click-click-click-click-click!
Exclamation mark, click-click-click-click-click-click!
Big bottom, swing big bottom
Swing-a-ling-a...
How much is the fish? How much is the chips?
Does the fish have chips?
Don't mention hamburgers, Harry!
Peter? Peter?
HOW DO I GET OFF THE BUS?!??