Mar. 29th, 2005

jon_chaisson: (soitenly)

    Things Brother Had:
  • A coconut, 1 (one) @ $0.10 ea


  • Things Sister Had:
  • Another cocoanut

  • traded for 1 (one) lime


  • Things Sister Did
  • Put the lime in the coconut

  • Drank it

  • Called Doctor


  • Things Sister Said to Doctor:
  • Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take

  • Doctor, to relieve this bellyache


  • Things Doctor Said to Sister
  • Now let me get this straight

  • You put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up

  • Called and woke me up

  • Said 'Doctor ain't there nothing I can take to relieve this bellyache'


  • Things Doctor Suggested
  • Put lime in the coconut and drink them together

  • Call him in the morning.

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