An Open Letter to Clear Channel

Dear Clear Channel:

I tried. I really tried. I tried to let go of the annoyance I felt (and still feel) whenever I listen to the radio at work. I tried to enjoy the easy-going, relaxing music that your stations play. I even let myself be swayed by the fact that these songs really aren't that bad. But for the Love of God:

STOP PLAYING "PIANO MAN" EVERY FUCKING DAY!!!!

Yours sincerely...