Umm, okay....

[jon_chaisson]

Weirdest thing just happened--some guy popped into this small room I use as an "office", and asked if I wanted my shoes shined.

A)The shoes I'm wearing are past the shining stage--they're not the best looking pair and I use them basically for comfort--besides, as Morgan Freeman once said, How often do you look at a man's shoes? :p

B)I don't think I've ever worked anywhere that has an in-house shoeshiner. The fact that he popped in and asked sort of confused me. Weird...

Comments

[head58.livejournal.com]

I think it was a euphamism.

"Do you want to go upstairs? Oh, you've come to arrange a holiay?"

[joncwriter.livejournal.com]

Now that's just creepy. As was the man who asked about the shoeshine. :p

[emmalyon.livejournal.com]

That's quite messed up.

[dasmarzipan.livejournal.com]

If you have shine-able shoes, I'd shine 'em. But it IS kind of rare to do that nowadays.