Jonc the Ha-Ha Mad

[jon_chaisson]

If you were a Pirate! by TheHalveric
Username
Yer Pirate Name!
Name yer ship!
Why be ye a Pirate?	Damned pansy Navy wouldn't take me!Revenge against the establishment!I like booty!!!I'm really good with knots...Cause lawyerin' be too cruel.Chicks dig eye-patches.Buggery on the High Seas!All the rum you can drink!!!
Yer First Mate!	cell23
Yer Cabin-boy! (or girl)	wiliqueen
Ye're chief rival be the Dread Pirate	dasmarzipan
Ye'll be pursued by Admiral	chaoticmoth
Cut to ribbon in a freak cannon accident...	daevinanoctem
Yer pirate captive to use fer yer wicked pleasures	emmalyon
Number o'ships ye'll sink and women ye'll plunder!	415
Chance ye'll be hanged... or worse.: 78%
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Arrrgh, matey!