Meanwhile, at work...

ME: (notices a third coworker walking in--everybody's either off or WAH) Hey, glad to see you come in, we were getting lonely!

3RD COWORKER: (laughs)

ME: (makes desolate-sounding wind sfx)

JOSE: WE IS LEGEND!

ME: *SNERK*



Yeah, it's sad we're this punchy this early. :p