Paranoia, Paranoia, la lala la la....

Okay, so I've been having some weird electronics problems today, and I'm not sure why. My computer at home was being sluggish for no apparent reason when I turned it on (of course, as soon as emmalyon got a hold of it, she had no problem, as is often the case... ;) ). And when trying to access the internets via my phone, it was being very sluggish despite having all the bars lit up (added to the fact that I swear I shut my phone off last night...but I could be wrong). And this morning, a lot of weird things are happening with my systems at work.

This could be one of many things:

--Computer gods are (and have been) toying with me
--I'm being tapped (yeah right)
--I'm equipped with some sort of magnet in my body that makes any computer I touch go all weird
--I'm just overtired, cranky, impatient and need more coffee.

Of course, the fact that there's a bit of tension going on in the city today due to some major war protests going on (and I work mere blocks from City Hall--fun fun), and trying to get home today is going to be a pain in the royal tuchus.

Why do I get the feeling this is going to be a very weird day for me...?

*sigh*