An interesting way to get your message out...

Put a message on Times Square confetti.

So I could well imagine the confusion if someone had "Ig Fnor Zpoo Lingdom" or "Abstract expressionism = Boston cream-filled donut" or "Corporate America makes pencils for the man with the left hand! They make pencils for the man with the right hand! But what about the man with the numb hand???" falling on their heads...just sayin'. :p