For those in need of sound effects...

The Don Martin Dictionary

Ah, I remember these well... :)

This from the guy who brought you Captain Klutz and National Gorilla Suit Day.

I know, I know...

...9 Chickweed Lane is more of a comic strip for women, but there are moments in this strip that strike me funny, enough that I read it regularly. Especially when it features the wonderfully warped man Thorax, who believes he's an alien and acts as such.

A punchline very close to something I would have done...
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/060706/cx_chickweed_umedia/20060607;_ylt=AmNR3YzspdKjc9gCP87L0jcL_b4F;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

Two things: "Monty" is Thorax's (the big guy in the glasses) idea of God's name, and the fact that he uses the word "stupefaction" makes me smile. :)
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/060707/cx_chickweed_umedia/20060707;_ylt=AvHREM5Fqlc3ma8eMN2hktML_b4F;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

I think I need an icon of Thorax.