Could you do us a favor and at least PRETEND that your city doesn't RAWK so much? It's terribly depressing, really.

All my city can offer this weekend is Wizard World East, a giant collection of pasty-faced fanboys. ;)

Mmmmmm. Rogue Chocolate Stout. I think tonight I will have another brew....but which one? Mad Monk? Dragon Ale? Nay....it shall be Blithering Idiot Ale, I think.