Well, so much for that idea.

So most of you saw my post yesterday about wanting to head into work a little early to get some writing done, right?

So I look at the online bus schedule just as I'm about to head out:

Next F-Market & Wharves vehicles in:
1, 18 and 25 minutes

Yeah. I highly doubt I'd be able to run and catch that one that leaves in a minute. And I won't go into my annoyance with MUNI's seemingly random fifteen-minute gaps in train times (they should be every eight minutes according to the official MUNI map, but to this day I've never seen that).

Maybe tomorrow I should leave a few minutes before 8am, that way I'll catch that one.

Spam Phrases--Latest Edition

Okay, it's been quite some time since I posted a list like this, and it's been growing since I last posted (I can't even find the original post), so here's the list from where I think I left off, for your reading perusal. I'll put it behind the cut because it's kind of long.

( Yoda rhymes, supple brat and other delights )

Share your own silly spam phrases here! :)